Thursday, July 9, 2009

John Ensign IS Chatsworth Osborne , Jr.

Way back in the dark ages (when you can tell that a picture was a studio publicity shot and not a frame from an episode because it was in COLOR) on a show called The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, they had a laughable character called Chatsworth Osborne, Jr. He was the ego maniacal son of an extremely wealthy family who was a huge pain in the ass.

John Ensign is the son of a hugely wealthy casino family that paid his crumpet NINETY SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS out of a sense of charity and good will. Got that? Charity. Good will. Which leads us to believe that Ensign thought that daddy's money, one step removed from the condom and KY, would take care of things.

Oh, my, my my. How did we elect someone this plainly stupid? Even Chatsworth Osborne, Jr. wouldn't have been as stupid. But then Chatsworth was written by professionals. Ensign is just some cribbed doggerel. Hey Ensign, when is the fifth shoe going to drop?

1 comments:

atdnext said...

Ensign needs to go. Seriously. He can take the KY with him, but Nevada needs some time to recover from his psychodrama.

Basically, he needs to pull a Palin. ;-)

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