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Way back in the dark ages (when you can tell that a picture was a studio publicity shot and not a frame from an episode because it was in COLOR) on a show called The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, they had a laughable character called Chatsworth Osborne, Jr. He was the ego maniacal son of an extremely wealthy family who was a huge pain in the ass.
1] said (when talking about the Nevada Legislature) just because they acted like assholes doesn't mean we have to?
Sue Lowden must be absolutely catatonic. Every big name Republican is either entrenched in scandal or not running for the "party" slots offered to them. The only thing going for her is Mike Montandon.
There is a name for butch guys that romance fags. They lie to them, use them, steal money from them then fuck them and fuck them up. It took me a while to place a name on the behavior I had witnessed time and time again over 40 years. No matter all the sweet things this man has said and promised to the LGBT community, rest assured that all we are going to get is fucked, robbed and lied to before we get brutalized again. Unless we do what is unexpected: Stop.Taking.It.
I snagged the picture on the left from some old newspaper article because I didn't want to step on the copyright of Mr. Fox. If you want to see a hilarious picture of him taken at that oh so just perfect angle that makes him look like Tommy Cruise then click HERE for a revelation! But I digress. The reason Mr. Fox is even mentioned here is not for what happened on his usually wonderful Nevada Week In Review (with that little head snap at the end, De-lish!) but what didn't. It seems that Mr. Fox chose the week of the Ensign Cheating Scandal NOT to have on his veteran journalists Steverino Sebelius, Jon Ralston, Steve Friess and that smoldering John Huck. I have been HAD. Instead of being treated to gales of laughter from the usual suspects I was treated to Molly Ball (LOVE her) Ricky Cheeze (the Maya Angelou of Las Vegas journalistic gravitas) the blond chick (who is kinda feisty even with the speech impediment) and the handsome yet vacuous Humbert Humbert who seems to be a bit overly defensive of Mr. Ensign's tom fuckery. Humbert is the kind of cute guy I just want to SHUT UP. Huck usually fulfills the blond bimbo-y guy role saying nothing important but looking darn cute doing it. Humbert Humbert could learn a lot from him, in many ways. So, no big players, just a serviceable second string. And unfortunately, not interesting.
"This really doesn't help a Republican Party that has tried to run as a party of family values," said Chuck Muth, a self-described conservative-libertarian activist. "It absolutely makes the party look hugely hypocritical." Ladies and gentlemen, gaze into the visage of Chuck Muth, the pasty faced, balding, beady eyed, sniveling little dough boy arbiter of the Republican Party castigating John Ensign.
How dare this little worm of a man cast judgment on John Ensign. John Ensign. A man so handsome that the very thought of him naked, thrusting his turgid member into the yearning petals of his long time lover as sweat drips on her face from the inflamed forehead of the silver fox, gripped in the paroxysm of ecstasy, thrusting, thrusting, thrusting...well it's enough to make you want to bitch slap the little weaselly Muth.
Well, hey nonny nonny! Nothing says big fucking hypocrite like a Republican caught with his spear and prunes wedged inside a comely lass who be not his wife. Not only that, but it seems that the Thane of Candor came as clean as fresh scrubbed quim only because the husband of said generous lass wanted wee compensation for the use of his property. A passion tale of pricks and panderers abounds in the the telling of a modern Republican morals play. Forsooth, prithee which is worse on a marriage, the philanderings and whore mongerings of a David Vitter who dealt only in walk away daily rentals or the cad who actually took out a short term lease? Tis a pity tweren't a whore!
Last night, as big guy Steverino Sebelius reported in his awesome blog 
Way back in the early 80's when the nascent Reagan Administration was negotiating weapons for hostages, the infamous I did not know scandal that he knew everything about called Iran/Contra, Reagan went on to dismantle all the OVERBURDENING and RESTRICTIVE gas emission requirements set into place by, Republican discredited, Jimmy Carter. 
Last week our very own Governor took time from working on the horrific State Budget and jerked off two little tributes. The first one, which gave some competition to the Lahontan Cutthroat Trout, named some dragonfly wannabe as, fanfare, The Official State Bug. Then he sent out a tribute to all the State of Nevada Workers whom he will be buggering fast and furiously to balance the budget on their already overburdened backs. And he thanks them in advance of his horrible anal attack HERE!
So, while I was happily reading an actual gay positive letter to the editor printed in the RJ last Saturday, I started to wonder. If St. Joseph of the Battlefield is going to remove the life support of our own vegetative state Terry Schiavo-imitating Governor Gibbons, then who will run against Pinky? Heck is as good as they got.
So, the same guy who has been fucking up Washington DC's gun laws, fucking up it's school funding and telling Nevada that it has a BLOATED BUDGET, now this Bush Era Rubber Stamp shows up at the Nevada State Legislature and announces fearlessly that he will campaign hard for any Antidemocrat that runs against Harry Reid. The same Harry Reid that has had a friendly working relationship with lo these many years. The same Harry Reid that he has followed like a loyal opposition puppy.
It seems that there is going to be a new "blow the hinges" off the Old Tea Room stalls movie coming out. It details the lives of CLOSETED REPUBLICANS. Delicious. It's titled Outrage.
He was the sine qua non of gay porn stars; nonpareil.
Shermie, the resident cranky old grandpa at the RJ who usually bitches about speeders passing his limousine on the beltway on his way to work, bloviates about his other favorite obsession: Harry Reid.
Imagine the following as spoken by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show:
Richard Ziser gave testimony against SB 283 today and surprisingly demonstrated to the committee how it takes three fingers and a dollop of Astroglide to really loosen him up, or so it seems.
And then there was LDS Cover Girl, Janine Hanson from the Eagle LDS Forum, who complained that AB184, giving decency and respect to members of our Transgender community, would give her gas and gallstones and hemorrhoids and nobody should be subjected to THAT.
While Senator John Ensign is busy screwing up the District of Columbia, trying to litter the streets of our capital with automatic weaponry and privately educated children, he occasionally wanders over to something he used know stuff about.
Mrs. Beasley, aka Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, said, "Americans want reforms in education, health care, energy, and other areas, but they want the administration to fix the economy first. That's the first priority." Sen John Ensign, R-Nev., another member of leadership [any sentence with Ensign and leadership in it makes me chuckle], made an unusual reference to the former Clinton administration's legendary campaign slogan.
Why does our Nevada Senator John Ensign want children in Washington DC to die? Why does he want to flood the streets of an already violent city with semi automatic weapons? Why does he want to make our capital so much easier a target for terrorists?
